I wonder how many Big Sandy Rivers there are in the United States. Or Little Sandy Rivers? (I doubt there are many Medium Sandy Rivers.)
At the beginning of our trip, I thought I’d count common names of the geological features we passed along the way and tally up the most common. But that proved too difficult – how do you know what to start tallying? And how do you keep track of them all without driving yourself crazy? So I gave that up.
Counting Casita trailers as we go is complicated enough. (Eighteen as of Virginia!)
Far more fun are the creative and unusual business names we encounter along the way. I’ve started a list below, and plan to add to it as we go.
I share it for your amusement, and I invite you to enrich the list by adding in the comments section below any fun and creative names you’ve encountered in your own travels.
Before-It’s-A-Quilt is a fabric store in Port Lavaca, Texas.
Another good one from Port Lavaca: Oven-Loven Pizza
On the way to Pensacola, we passed what looked like a second-hand store called “Tots Teens and In-Betweens.”
Splish Splash Auto Sales on U.S. 1 in Lake Park, Fla.
Pulling into St. Augustine, we passed a restaurant called Blackfly. (I’d rethink that one; why would anyone want to eat in a restaurant named for a germ-infested insect?)
It’s Amazing is the name of a hair and beauty center in Savannah, Ga.
I loved the sign O’ Be Joyful with the Great Egret on it at the driveway entrance to a lovely home on Shem Creek in Mount Pleasant just outside of Charleston, South Carolina.
Other Charleston area favorites include:
- Hair du Jour
- A street called Bitch Ridge
- And a restaurant called The Obstinate Daughter on Sullivan’s Island
Badd Kitty – The Perfect Place for Couples is a lingerie chain in the Myrtle Beach area.
Tilted Quilt Pub and Eatery is in Wilmington, N.C.
Fatty’s Eatery in Burton on Hatteras Island, North Carolina. (Another one to possibly rethink?)
Try My Nuts is a specialty nut store in Kinnakeet on the Outer Banks.
This one possibly is my favorite, at least so far: Bob’s Grill: Eat and Get the Hell Out, in Kill Devil Hills on the Outer Banks. (New favorite, added June 22, underlined below.)
The Weeping Radish Farm Brewery in Grande, North Carolina.
In Front Royal, Va., just outside Shenandoah National Park:
- Bong’s Hairstyling and Barber Shop
- Blue Wing Frog restaurant
- Try Thai restaurant
Wet Dog Car Wash in Easton, Maryland.
Pig Neck Road in Cambridge, Md. (I don’t think pigs have much of a neck, do they? Yet it seems a long road.)
The Surfing Crab Restaurant and Bar in Lewes, Delaware.
Cool as a Moose gift shop in Maine St. in Brunswick, Maine.
The porta-potty rental company in Brunswick, Maine, owned by the Blow brothers, boasted this slogan for years: “We’re No. 1 in the No. 2 business.”
Chow Maine on Bar Harbor Road (Route 3), south of Ellsworth, Maine.
Knot Too Bad, a thrift shop in Ingonish, Cape Breton, Nova Scotia.
Ocean View Cemetery in Wreck Cove, Cape Breton, Nova Scotia (Actually, this is the third “Ocean View Cemetery” we’ve seen since we entered Canada. The dead here enjoy the best real estate!)
Mermaid Seekers restaurant at the French River on Cape Breton in Nova Scotia.
Red Necks Flea Market just east of Oswego, NY along Lake Ontario.
Fly-By-Night Cookie Company in the village of Fairhaven, New York.
Sassy Scissors, a salon just outside of Erie, Pennsylvania, where a man’s haircut was listed as $5. Really.
“It’s not cannibalizing if it’s fried” – a billboard advertising something (a chicken restaurant, I think) just south of Pinconning, Michigan.
“Our fish were in school yesterday” – Sol Azteca restaurant in Marquette, Michigan.
“Minimally invasive carpel tunnel and trigger finger relief” – a billboard north of Green Bay (emphasis added).
3-Finger Fireworks, just southeast of Superior, Wisconsin.
(More to come as we collect them….)